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 King 5 Worst Boyfriend Picker My sister, Emma Wilson, should be picked for the King 5 Worst Boyfriend Picker because of three reasons: Jessie, Chance, and Andy. Two of these people have been boyfriend girlfriend with Emma. One is in the works right now and Emma can’t decide weather she should be in a serious relationship or not. I don’t really care if she will; I just want her to stop talking about it in front of me. It creeps me out man! Oh, by the way, I’m Grant. I’ll be the one talking about how bad of a boyfriend picker my sister is. I’m almost twelve years old and annoyed by the fact that my sister has a cell phone and I don’t. Oh well, life goes on. Jessie was the first to be dumped. I didn’t think he had much of a chance anyway. His personality was kind of like that annoying kid that always followed you around. It didn’t look like Emma though that at all. She would text him day and night. I guess I should say he text her. I didn’t ever see Emma leaving a message or calling him. It was always,”Jessie left a message,” or she would hear the phone ring, “its Jessie!” Once Emma didn’t call him for a whole day (that’s a lot in teenager time), and the next day Jessie left a message of him sobbing and saying that he needed her. I didn’t believe him one bit. The relationship lasted a couple of weeks after that. But Emma finally came to he senses and dumped him. Then there’s Chance. Don’t you think it’s a little strange that they never met in person (they only text) and that his name is Chance? I did. When I first heard about him I guessed he would only last a week. I was wrong. He only lasted three days. How pathetic is that? I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised. He cut himself since he was in forth grade and stopped when he was in sixth. Teenagers these days. Andy is the third and final chapter in the saga we call the King 5 Entry form. Have you ever heard the saying the third time’s the charm? Well Andy was. One day I was riding home from a hockey practice and I tuned the radio to 106.9, a jazz/news station. One of the broadcasters said, “Did you know that people are attracted to people that have similar personalities as their siblings?” I couldn’t tell why Emma chose Andy before, but now I knew he was just like me. The night before my mom told me that Andy snowboards, is a drummer, and is in the band. Those are all things I do. Don’t go thinking I want to hang out with the guy, now we just have a little more in common. Now that I think about it, me sisters not bad at picking a boyfriend at all, I think she’s pretty darn good. So good, in fact, that I think I shouldn’t get this award. You could give me last place and I wouldn’t care. All I care about is that all the women in the world, and my sister, are happy with their relationship choices. Article posted May 18, 2007 at 05:01 PM • comment (1) • Reads 410 • see all articles |
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