kevin -- Blogmeister

Once upon a time there was an amiable guy named Norbert. He loved t.v. soooooooooooo much! When he gets home he turns on the t.v. right away. His butler does his home work. Every one likes him for his money. He loves every thing about t.v. he loves the texture of the remote, he loves the consistent timing of his shows and the expeditions of channel surfing. One day he want on a jaunt through the city. He saw this awesome remote in a window of some ones condo. He climbed up the emergency exit and got the remote! He was soooo vivacious he jumped and fell off the emergency exit! He bounced on awnings and fell in a fruit stand. He ran home right away. When he got home he turned on the t.v. and changed the remotes. When he typed in the channel there was a HUGE "BANG BOOM POW!" He was transported into the t.v.! He was in the channel he typed in! There was a huge extravaganza on the channel. There was a party with balloons and cake! Than a huge black out. He screamed "HELP ME!!!!" Than a light came on there where two robots with guns. One of the robots shot and than the other shoot. Two portals appeared. Norbert jumped in one of the portals and was transported to another channel. He was in Bikini Bottom! He saw spongebob and patrick dancing. "WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I NEED TO GET OUT OF HERE!!!!" Yelled Norbert. "What do you need to get out of here?" Asked patrick. "A portal." Said Norbert. "Ohhh ok." Said Spongebob. "Fallow me!" Said Patrick. Patrick led them to Goo Lagoon. "Ok the portals at the bottom of the lagoon" Said Patrick. Norbert swam to the bottom and he went in the portal. He fell to the next channel "Cartoon network". Norbert was indomitable! Norbert checked his watch. "5:30" Said Norbert. "Fosters home for imaginary friends is on." Said Norbert. He hit ground. Than he saw a light. "SHAMWOW!!!" "UHHHHHG" Said Norbert. When the infomercial was demonstrating a portal appeared. "Yes!!" Said Norbert. He ran to the portal and jumped in it. He went to NBC. He was in a dark and wet space. "OHHHHHHHH MY GAWD!" Screamed Norbert! There was a huge mouth. "Hey a portal." Said Norbert. Norbert swam to the portal and went in it. He was on sport center... Wait a minuet... WOAH! Albert Puhols hit a homer! Than a portal appeared on 3rd base. Norbert ran and slid into the portal. He fell in and he was falling. He saw a portal! He fell in it. Than landed on some letters. Than a voice said "Lets have fun...With Science!" Than he felt something on his hand. He woke up. The remote was sinking into his skin! He ran to the window he stole it from and put it back. He learned a valuable lesson. Don't steal or some one will get hurt!

Greenbriar. Lots of awesome teachers? Fun students? YES! Lot’s of that. Go to Greenbriar because we have all that stuff X2!

In greenbriar teachers let you do that unless its inappropriate. No teachers will get you in trouble for no reason unlike your school 1 cool thing in greenbriar is because of random days off. I like having days off for teacher conferences and stuff like that.
Also we have great teachers! Great teachers like my teacher. He is my favorite teacher and my first male teacher. Also teachers have what you need like post-its. Like if you run out of post-its, broke your pencil, lost your scissors they will have extras! They also have enough computers for every one.

Those are the reasons why Greenbriar is awesome=http://=http://!!!

I think it would be hard to be in the marks family. Because theres sickness and Pogroms. Pogroms would mob attack on jews back in russia. Thats why they came to america. But I would be happy when I came to america like the marks family. But I wouldnt want to work in a sweatshop like them. All they do is work in a sweat shop to make a living! Thats why I think it would be hard to be the mark's family.

I finished the book otherwise know as sheila the great. It was a good book. I liked the part when she kept lying that she gets hives from dogs even though she is just scared of dogs. She should just tell the truth because if se told the truth maybe some one will help her get over her fear.

One morning my mom told me to get up. Then I got in the car and we drove to St.Louis. When we were about 100 miles out we stopped at a Mcdonalds. I got a hashbown, cinnamelt and a chocolate milk! My sister got a breakfast burrito. Then when we got to St.Louis we saw my nana and papa. My papa got his tooth pulled out! It was gross. Then we checked in the hotel. Then I went to bed. The next day I hung out with my cousin and I stayed at his house for the night. The next day me my brother my cousin and my mom saw a cardinals game. The cardinals lost.Then we hung out at his house. We left the next day. That was my spring break!

Once upon a time a princess with a keen tummy had scarcely any food. So she had to venture out in the woods! Her father had to elucidate ho to hunt. She possessed a bow and arrow. When she got to the woods and had a plentiful pile of meat she had a quandary of where she was. She scrutinized her foot steps and fallowed them north. Than she got home and invited every one to a feast! THE END

I am reading Oggie Cooder. It's a good book so far. Oggie just lost a bagel naming contest. Than he just found out he can "Charve" cheese into states. But he can only charve cheddar cheese because swiss has to many holes.

Last week we tried cornbread. We tried cornbread because it was what the colonial people ate it. Also we read some chapters of Nght Of the Twisters. Night of the Twisters is a good book. We also talked about angles and lines in math. Angles interest me alot. Because what if there where no angles what would a triangle be? Thats what we did last week. BYE!

This week we worked on colony keynotes. I made my New-Hampshire keynote. I had to research about my colony. We also got are parts for the musical I got the physician. I would have rather been a time keeper but I got physician so I am not what I wanted to be. We watched a video about our colony's region I was the New England region. We learned origami in a Art Adventure. I got to make paper airplane's. You had to fold piece's of paper in a special way then you keep folding and you make origami art! We also told story's to are buddy's. That was are week. I liked this week .

Ginger Zee came to school today. She is a meteorologist. It was so cool. I learned that tornadoes in the water are called water spouts! I also leaned that weather balloons get tethered on your arm. It was fun when she came!