I went to the supermarket to buy some candy,

I made a mistake…and married Mandy.

I went to France to eat some snails,

I made a mistake…and bit my nails.

I went to the pet store to buy a monkey,

I made a mistake…and got kicked by a donkey.

I went to the movies to watch Avatar,

I made a mistake…and bought a guitar.

I went to China to eat some dumplings,

I made a mistake …and married Chae Ling.