There once were two boys called George and Harold. They liked to pull pranks, and one day they hypnotized their principal.
BUT THAT WAS WRONG because he became Captain Underpants. He went to fight the evil wedgies woman. When he got there, the wedgies woman saw him and the battle began. Wedgies woman struck first, but Captain Underpants hit her down and he won the battle again.
He lived hero-like for the rest of his life.