How to treat a mouse when it’s running around your house
Now you’ve got the mouse in your house, what do you do?
Now, I know what it’s going to do.
First thing the mouse will do, is get some cheese. It’s pretty obvious because mice love cheese.
Now you have to train the mouse, but it’s not pretty easy. You’re going to have to be nice to the mouse. Start by giving him or her some cheese. Anyway, cheese can’t walk by its self.
Did you give the mouse the cheese? Good. You’re just going to have to do it a couple more times. That is how to do it the beginners way, got it?
As your being kind to him, he will start getting confused
Because you weren’t kind to him,
So you’re becoming a teacher to him or her (believe me mice are not going to start using you).
Congratulations! You taught the mouse how to be your waiter and now you’ve got one!
If you were talking about the computer mouse, sorry, this isn’t the book you should use.