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(From Dirty Beasts by Roald Dahl)
No animal is half so vile
As Crocky-Wock the crocodile
On Saturdays he likes to crunch
Six juicy children for his lunch,
And he especially enjoys
Just three of each, three girls, three boys.
He smears the boys (to make them hot)
With mustard from the mustard pot.
But mustard doesn't go with girls,
It tastes all wrong with plaits and curls.
With them what goes extremely well
Is butterscotch and caramel!
(it isn't all of the poem)
Article posted January 9, 2009 at 09:54 AM •
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I am AN. I'm Canadian and proud of it. I LOVE kittens. I love Harry Potter and Captain Underpants. My zodiac is Capricorn and I was born in the year of the tiger. I moved to ACS in 2008 and I love it!
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