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I Should be the Principal
Can I have your attention please kids? I’m changing the rules. Listen carefully. You’re allowed to bring whatever you like, even your Mum’s cellphone. Lollies, sugar, chips, whatever you like. So what do you say? Are you going to vote for me because there’s no rules at all. Play and have fun. So vote for me. I think I would be great at this. All I need to do is play with the kids and do whatever I like on the computer.
If there is any bullying you don’t get any treats for a week. You get three extra plays and three extra computer times. If you are good you get 20 each. So enjoy school and have fun with me. Do you guys want me or boring old Kate to be principal. She won’t give you any play at all, just work.
We can save money and spend it on anything you like. When it’s your birthday you get to go to Rainbow’s End with all your friends.
It’s, oh my gosh, I just found out I was voted for principal.
Now everybody get to work and don’t stop!
Article posted June 21, 2009 at 05:17 PM •
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