If I could invent anything that I wanted I would make a specialized baseball bat just for me. On that baseball bat I would make it a Louiville Slugger. It would be gold on one side and silver on the other. Yes this is a woodbat it is a bigbarrel. At the very end of the barrel there would be a nob that knowone could see but the person who was using it. There would be a switch for single, double, triple, or a home run.