Today this strange creepy girl came to River Island! It was creepy for all of us! So let me explain exactly what happened…

So normally at 7:30 AM I would be milking the cows, but apparently hula girl wants to do it for me. Hula girl is this strange creepy girl from Hawaii and she came Hawaii because River Island is right next to Hawaii so we get all those “peaceful Hawaiian people” passing over our river. Anyway, I just shout out and run to get Nour. Luckily Nour has his gun so obviously because Nour is into killing stuff and shooting objects and in this case people he was going to shoot Hawaiian girl, but I stopped him in time. Hawaiian girl started shouting and speaking this odd language.

 “Do. You. Know. English?” I spell out clearly for her.

 “Oh yes, I do. I thought you didn’t,” she says.

Apparently Hawaiian girl has a name and it’s Lea. She says she comes from “Mountania.” Nour and I just look at each other suspiciously.

 “LEAVE!” screams Nour “or else.”

 “But I wanted to stay” begs Lea.

 “LEAVE!” screams Nour again getting impatient starting to hold up his gun.

So obviously Hula girl runs into the river and splashes Manuel and she swims away to her so called mountain. Basically it was very scary morning.